I'M NOT DEAD ANYMORE

OH WAIT WAIT

NO I AM.

BUT I'M NOT THE GONE KIND OF DEAD AND IT IS AWWWWWSUMMMMMMMMMM.

OMGGGGGG I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAAA!

It's the best joke ever! Fictional characters! The gall! The nerve! The originality, the panache! I absolutely love it!

...Of course that's not going to stop me from turning this place into a memorial if I don't get out of here soon. Capische, folks?

Oh, before I forget! How is that smelly masked man I ran into when I arrived ( Read more... )

What.

Did you bastards.

Do.

To my car.

I am beginning to truly love this world's culture. Observe.

Do you see? Even strangers from a whole universe away recognize our destiny, the purity of our love. It is only a matter of time.

I'm so bored. Can't we all just fight already?

Transcribed by Daisy Steiner (wasteofbaco) at 10:32 am.

( voice post transcription )

Everyone, I regret to inform you, Harmony is dead.

Well, not really.

I mean, she's dead and all, but I don't regret it.

Spikey says that if I PROMISE not to sing anymore he'll let me talk to you guys again.

Oh man, I cannot believe how secluded I am from the world right now. I mean, this has to be against every amendment ever written. Abraham Lincoln fought against this kind of thing, you know. And he won. It's wrong, and bad, even worse than me ( Read more... )

Okay, how could someone not have told me that Brad and Jennifer broke up?

WHO Angel, Spike, Dru, Harmony, Buffy, Teal'c
WHAT It's Dru tiems.
WHEN/WHERE Tonight. The first thread is Spike, Buffy and Teal'c, in the Western passage. Angel and Harmony are in the East. The first thread starts outside Buffy's room, where Spike, Buffy and Teal'c are meeting.

NOTES: Feel free to join in with stories of people waiting in the bar ( Read more... )